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I was just thinking about what we did without the internet. I honestly dont remember a time in my life when I didnt have it, or when it didnt exist…..Where did people go to find answers to their questions? I imagine google just a building that people had to go to, to find answers. That sounds like alot of work.
Entourage=Sex and the city for men
“TIK TOK ima slut?”
i dont mean to sound like an asshole but doesn’t ke$ha look kinda dirty, like she has multiple std’s of sorts.
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I should create an alter ego like Francois Dillinger, another great micheal cera flick.
Ive decided on 2 actors that should play me when they make a multi million $ movie about my life. Its a cross between Micheal Cera or the guy from Slumdog Millionaire. I haven’t decided if i want it to be an awkward indie comedy which would be more realistic, or a really intense yet inspirational feel good movie of the year that wins every oscar known to man. Now that im thinking about it, maybe i should get the mexican werewolf from twilight to play me so all the girls/women will watch it and drool over the guy playing me, which would then lead to them obviously wanting to get in my pants….. All three of these actors should somehow have a baby together or more likely morph together to create this brown micheal cera like actor who was buff as shit, now that would fit the description of me perfectly.