if there was a movie about you, who would play you?

Ive decided on 2 actors that should play me when they make a multi million $ movie about my life. Its a cross between Micheal Cera or the guy from Slumdog Millionaire. I haven’t decided if i want it to be an awkward indie comedy which would be more realistic, or a really intense yet inspirational feel good movie of the year that wins every oscar known to man. Now that im thinking about it, maybe i should get the mexican werewolf from twilight to play me so all the girls/women will watch it and drool over the guy playing me, which would then lead to them obviously wanting to get in my pants….. All three of these actors should somehow have a baby together or more likely morph together to create this brown micheal cera like actor who was buff as shit, now that would fit the description of me perfectly.